June 23, 2017
Or "You, Your Girls, and Your Johnson."
Y'all knew it was comin'. Still, even I didn't expect such an empassioned outpouring from us over a show about a dude who bangs a bunch then dies.
In other news, the fly paper was, to my surprise, completely effective. I now sit in my domecile, surrounded by a forest of sticky vines peppered with the corpses of fresh pollenia. The balance has been restored, and I am a god of death.
June 7, 2017
While he may appear friendly, please disregard Mr. Eddie Murphy. Do not put anything in your butt.
May 19, 2017
Oh man, the first few minutes of this episode are a real work of art. They consist of Ethan and I giving each other under-the-table handies over the quality of our microphones, not at all realizing that Ethan is recording the entire podcast with the shitty, terrible zoom mic.
Luckily, this podcast takes place in the past, so feel no anger at your complete helplessness to tell these fools what they are doing, as they struggle to figure out why the PC audio isn't showing up in the recording. There is nothing you can do for them now.
May 3, 2017
I blew my nose a bunch in this episode but I can't find find any of it so I'm not editing it out. Get ready to shred some ass.
Twin Angel BREAK
Zero kara Hajimeru Mahou no Sho
Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka?
The Snack World
sin Nanatsu no Taizai
ATOM: THE BEGINNING
Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku no Yoru ni
Sekai no Yami Zukan
April 16, 2017
With apologies to Attack on Titan and big thanks to China, the boys embark on another seasonal journey complete with burger men, kitty sounds, and a full, complete description of Boruto.
Gin no Guardian
Shingeki no Kyojin 2
Granblue Fantasy The Animation
Alice to Zouroku
Frame Arms Girl
Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Kinki Kyouten
Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine
Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism
Tsuki ga Kirei
March 30, 2017
Just because one of our aweebos is in the middle of a modafinil crash doesn't mean they can't dish out some mad knowledge on unbearable clits, meth-head children, and a space opera that puts LOGH to shame.
March 8, 2017
Escape with yoga or shred your fucking bod in this two-universe episode about a new, sparkly clean robot show free of Hideaki Anno's pretentious spunk.
February 22, 2017
You get to learn about not one, but TWO different Wicked Cities this week. Plus, you can listen to Declan actively flee from suspicious mall security. Aren't you lucky?
February 8, 2017
It's our second fan-requested episode. We celebrate by drinking sake and finding out how much Cas Metah fucking sucks.
January 25, 2017
This may be a world-record-setting podcast for autism. Declan literally spends a good chunk of it hiding from a girl.
CHAIN CHRONICLE: Haecceitas no Hikari
Little Witch Academia
ACCA: 13-ku Kansatsu-ka
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon
Marginal#4 KISS Kara Tsukuru Big Bang
Kuzu no Honkai