Episode 47: Shakira But a Man (I’ll CKBC)

May 19, 2017

Oh man, the first few minutes of this episode are a real work of art. They consist of Ethan and I giving each other under-the-table handies over the quality of our microphones, not at all realizing that Ethan is recording the entire podcast with the shitty, terrible zoom mic.

Luckily, this podcast takes place in the past, so feel no anger at your complete helplessness to tell these fools what they are doing, as they struggle to figure out why the PC audio isn't showing up in the recording. There is nothing you can do for them now.


Episode 46: Full MacArthur (Spring 2017 Impressions Part 2)

May 3, 2017

I blew my nose a bunch in this episode but I can't find find any of it so I'm not editing it out. Get ready to shred some ass.

Shows discussed:

Renai Boukun
Hinako Note
Twin Angel BREAK
Seikaisuru Kado
eromanga sensei
Zero kara Hajimeru Mahou no Sho
Fukumenkei Noise
Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka?
The Snack World
sin Nanatsu no Taizai
Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku no Yoru ni
Sekai no Yami Zukan
Room Mate


Episode 45: Nic Cage Will Die in 2017 (Spring 2017 Impressions Part 1)

April 16, 2017

With apologies to Attack on Titan and big thanks to China, the boys embark on another seasonal journey complete with burger men, kitty sounds, and a full, complete description of Boruto.

Shows Discussed:

Gin no Guardian
Shingeki no Kyojin 2
Granblue Fantasy The Animation
Alice to Zouroku
Frame Arms Girl
Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Kinki Kyouten
Sakura Quest
Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine
Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism
Sagrada Reset
Tsuki ga Kirei
Clockwork Planet


Episode 44: Put the Goo in the Blue (Mass Effect: Paragon Lost)

March 30, 2017

Just because one of our aweebos is in the middle of a modafinil crash doesn't mean they can't dish out some mad knowledge on unbearable clits, meth-head children, and a space opera that puts LOGH to shame.


Episode 43: Doinker Force (Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure)

March 8, 2017

Escape with yoga or shred your fucking bod in this two-universe episode about a new, sparkly clean robot show free of Hideaki Anno's pretentious spunk.


Episode 42: Blubber Lover (Wicked City)

February 22, 2017

You get to learn about not one, but TWO different Wicked Cities this week. Plus, you can listen to Declan actively flee from suspicious mall security. Aren't you lucky?


Episode 41: Hot Rice Juice (Ping-Pong Club)

February 8, 2017

It's our second fan-requested episode. We celebrate by drinking sake and finding out how much Cas Metah fucking sucks.


Episode 40: Never Trust a Honky (Winter 2017 Impressions Part 2)

January 25, 2017

This may be a world-record-setting podcast for autism. Declan literally spends a good chunk of it hiding from a girl.

Shows Discussed:

CHAIN CHRONICLE: Haecceitas no Hikari
Idol Jihen
Little Witch Academia
Gabriel DropOut
ACCA: 13-ku Kansatsu-ka
Hand Shakers
Kemono Friends
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon
Marginal#4 KISS Kara Tsukuru Big Bang
Kuzu no Honkai


Episode 39: Whale Loads (Winter 2017 Impressions Part 1)

January 12, 2017

The season's off to a bumpy start, but at least along the way ya boyz get to learn about flesh movement, ass desks, chinese gay shit, and just how many clones is too many.

Shows discussed:

Masamune-kun no Revenge
Urara Meirochou
Youjo Senki
Minami Kamakura Koukou Joshi Jitensha-Bu
Demi-chan wa Kataritai


Episode 38: Old Testament Drinking (MAL Ratings So Far)

December 30, 2016

Steven briefly stops moving his body to hot & spicy rhythms and joins us in mellow sadness as we rate all of our previous shows on Anime's Most Necessary Website™.