The Three Aweebos - An Anime Podcast

Episode 8: Vom Sesh (Daily Lives of High School Boys)

The Aweebos are finally ready to kill themselves with delicious, neon-pink Mexican pastries.

But first, they have to relive their not-so glory days of high school, as well as air out a bunch of dirty laundry concerning Spike Lee's amazing movie titles, dentists, puke groupies, some amazing Steven impersonations, and their very first voice mail from a dedicated, but apparently very busy, fan.

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR call us at 318-933-2722. You can't be the first, but you can be the best.

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Our closing track this week is "Crocodile Chop" off of Niel Cicerega's fantastic album Mouth Silence.

Wisdom From the Road

We recorded our drive back from the camping trip. It's bad. Don't listen to it unless you're interested in a soul-draining two-hour journey to just find some goddamned pizza.

Episode 7: Commemorative 'Ethan Deleted Episode 7' Cast

As you may have guessed from the title, the real Episode 7 was apparently taking up too much precious space on Ethan's SD card, so he removed it from this world forever.

To make up for it, we threw together an episode in the middle of the god damned woods. We even took video, which you can see here. Enjoy the soft crackling of the fire as we drunkenly discuss leeches, David Larry, Joe Dirt 2, what's really in the bible, Willem Dafoe's massive doinger, Space Jam, Torque, the chicken guy from Star Wars, and the actual movie the show was supposed to be about.

We don't mention it in here, but in the episode Ethan deleted, he ate a Carolina Reaper while we read more gay Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction. Yeah, seriously. Now you'll never hear those puking sounds.

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR call us at 318-933-2722. Not when we're in the woods though. No internet.

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Episode 6: C&B Torch (Nazo no Kanojo X)

With special guest host Barack H. Obama.

Today's Wednesday, and that means it's time for the Aweebos to cover themselves in brown, semi-transparent, metaphorical saliva. 

But before they get lubed up, they have to come to terms with their worst pizza experiences, how to avoid hipsters by watching Suits, the fonts that cool guys use, swatch time, and what smut little boys are into. Hey, by the way, did you know that Brynhildr really sucks? Like really, really sucks?

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR call us at 318-933-2722. Not like you're using those cell minutes anyway.

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Episode 5: Rebuild Rebuild (Infinite Stratos)

It's time to double down on suck.

On this new adventure, your three best friends (or "amigos" as some undeveloped nations call them) go to Hogwarts except with robots and boners. 

To kill the time between accidental groping and inconsequential fight scenes, they shoot the shit about what the Jewminati™ is up to, the true definition of poutine, dual blowjobs, hilarious European accents, Ethan's continued defense of Glasslip (???), why the FUCK we don't have cool extreme robot sports yet, and this weird Evanjellyon thing that people keep talking about.

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR call us at 318-933-2722. It's like a suicide hotline but the opposite.

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Episode 4: Just Me Thrustin' (Black Lagoon)

Whew. No more two-cour shows. 

The aweebos are back, and this time they're heading to a city where the stench of evil rapes the rotting corpses of hopes and dreams. Or something. But first they have to talk about Steven's final Oreimo verdict, a whole bunch of Disney movies, how they actually alienated people they know with "Face/Off", and their late arrival to the "Transformers: The Movie is Awesome" bandwagon. Oh, and gay porn happens.

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR call us at 318-933-2722. Make sure to breathe real heavily.

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Episode 3: Beejs on the Low (Symphogear)

No one stops the Normal Episode Train, motherfucker. 

This week, our heroes fight evil with the power of song, but first they have to figure out exactly why they aren't afraid of Snoop Dogg, which drugs Asap Rocky is repping, and why the creators of Symphogear are so into chiptune music. 

Plus: Steven discovers the magic of little sisters, sound effects damn near ruin the show, and Declan talks about anime no one cares about anymore for like thirty minutes. 

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR call us at 318-933-2722. I'll tell you what I'm wearing. 

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Bonus: Jam Toast (Summer 2015 Anime Impressions Part 2)

It's time to "freak down", as Ethan would put it, to the thrilling conclusion of our summer anime epic. 

Can Lerche manage so many shows at once? Does Chaos dragon have any redeemable qualities? Will Declan successfully hide his creepy Lamia fetish? Can Steven keep even a slight grasp of his crumbling goddamned mind? No, seriously, tell me. I can't remember. 

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR give us a ring at 318-933-2722. It would only be kind of weird. 

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Bonus: Stupid Cash (Summer 2015 Anime Impressions Part 1)

Our opinions are so great, we couldn't fit them in just one episode. 

Relax to the soothing sounds of Viper and join our aweebos as they dissect anime so new, they have to peel the stickers off. I'm talkin' bout that Gangsta, Gate, Shimoneta, Symphogear, Dragon Ball, Gay Airsoft, and so much more. And don't forget to save room for part 2 next week. 

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com OR give us a ring at 318-933-2722. You know you want to. 

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.

Episode 2: Get Your Lame On (Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi)

Howdy, partners! Did you think I was gonna do that bit? Well fuck you, I'm not. 

On this week's exciting podcast extravaganza, the amigos leap through space and time, meeting alternate versions of their family members and deliberating the stupidity of everything related to Ultimate Spider-Man, adorable southern accents, Steven's unfortunate inability to count, a fascinating Glasslip update (not really) and, though it sounds impossible, how to have even more fun while watching Yu-Gi-Oh GX. 

Send us email at 3weebs@gmail.com. Please?

Thanks to nijurasen for our intro song - you can find their Bandcamp page here.