Episode 53: Ball Stomping?? (Summer 2017 Impressions Part 2)

August 16, 2017

It seems Ethan has developed a new proclivity. Regardless, our summer preview must piss and shit itself to the finish line.

Shows discussed:

Made in Abyss
Vatican Kiseki Chousakan
Jikan no Shihaisha
Ballroom e Youkoso
Shoukoku no Altair
Hina Logi ~from Luck & Logic~
Centaur no Nayami
Princess Principal
Tenshi no 3P!
Isekai wa Smartphone to Tomo ni.
Clione no Akari
Hajimete no Gal
Youkoso Jitsuryoku Shijou Shugi no Kyoushitsu e
Senki Zesshou Symphogear AXZ
Tsurezure Children
Netsuzou Trap -NTR-
Skirt no Naka wa Kedamono Deshita.


Episode 52: Isekai Home Depot (Summer 2017 Impressions Part 1)

August 3, 2017

Well, everyone I hang out with moved to texas so i've been doing a lot of reading on aquarium maintenance. does anyone know of a freshwater snail species that will gobble all my algae but won't get eaten by an absolute asshole of a turtle? or if they will get eaten, something that will reproduce fast enough to make up for it. not malaysian trumpet snails though, i don't need an army of the damn things just enough to clean the glass. it's not a lot of algae either, i just thought it would make a nice decoration and lower the workload for me a bit. i was looking at some fish that'll do the same thing but they all require too much maintenance or get fucking huge. it's not a big tank, i can't be dealing with a bunch of six-inch siamese algae eaters over here. that's why i like snails but i can't find any that will breed at anything that could be considered a reasonable rate. i just need a nice nuclear family of snails that can hide in gravel and maybe lose a member every once in a while and that lays eggs after careful consideration, not a god damned borg cube that takes over my whole house and encrusts every surface in my life. and one that only lays fertilized eggs, too. what's the point of getting an algae eater if i just have to clean up a bunch of ugly eggs all the time anyways?


Shows discussed:

Katsugeki Touken Ranbu
Knight's & Magic
Koi to Uso
Keppeki Danshi! Aoyama-kun
Battle Girl High School
Youkai Apartment no Yuuga na Nichijou
Isekai Shokudou
Nana Maru San Batsu
Konbini Kareshi
Action Heroine Cheer Fruits


Episode 51: Time is Gone (Glasslip)

July 18, 2017

In order to solve the mystery of why everyone hates this show so much, our hosts must traverse the Netflix Ghetto, grow some twiddlebars, scarf down a lukewarm cheesy gordita Jonathan, and even worse, read several MAL reviews.


Episode 50: Thick Sicilian Hands (Mitsu x Mitsu Drops and Black Magic M-66)

July 7, 2017

Allow our sweet reverb to lull you into a trance this episode as we explore the female psyche, gigantic yaoi hands, and Ethan's love for the chosen ladies.


Episode 49: Fourth Dimension Fuckfest (School Days)

June 23, 2017

Or "You, Your Girls, and Your Johnson."

Y'all knew it was comin'. Still, even I didn't expect such an empassioned outpouring from us over a show about a dude who bangs a bunch then dies.

In other news, the fly paper was, to my surprise, completely effective. I now sit in my domecile, surrounded by a forest of sticky vines peppered with the corpses of fresh pollenia. The balance has been restored, and I am a god of death.


Episode 48: Fifty Shades Brownest (Twilight of the Dark Master and Marmalade Boy Movie)

June 7, 2017

While he may appear friendly, please disregard Mr. Eddie Murphy. Do not put anything in your butt.


Episode 47: Shakira But a Man (I’ll CKBC)

May 19, 2017

Oh man, the first few minutes of this episode are a real work of art. They consist of Ethan and I giving each other under-the-table handies over the quality of our microphones, not at all realizing that Ethan is recording the entire podcast with the shitty, terrible zoom mic.

Luckily, this podcast takes place in the past, so feel no anger at your complete helplessness to tell these fools what they are doing, as they struggle to figure out why the PC audio isn't showing up in the recording. There is nothing you can do for them now.


Episode 46: Full MacArthur (Spring 2017 Impressions Part 2)

May 3, 2017

I blew my nose a bunch in this episode but I can't find find any of it so I'm not editing it out. Get ready to shred some ass.

Shows discussed:

Renai Boukun
Hinako Note
Twin Angel BREAK
Seikaisuru Kado
eromanga sensei
Zero kara Hajimeru Mahou no Sho
Fukumenkei Noise
Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka?
The Snack World
sin Nanatsu no Taizai
Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku no Yoru ni
Sekai no Yami Zukan
Room Mate


Episode 45: Nic Cage Will Die in 2017 (Spring 2017 Impressions Part 1)

April 16, 2017

With apologies to Attack on Titan and big thanks to China, the boys embark on another seasonal journey complete with burger men, kitty sounds, and a full, complete description of Boruto.

Shows Discussed:

Gin no Guardian
Shingeki no Kyojin 2
Granblue Fantasy The Animation
Alice to Zouroku
Frame Arms Girl
Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Kinki Kyouten
Sakura Quest
Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine
Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism
Sagrada Reset
Tsuki ga Kirei
Clockwork Planet


Episode 44: Put the Goo in the Blue (Mass Effect: Paragon Lost)

March 30, 2017

Just because one of our aweebos is in the middle of a modafinil crash doesn't mean they can't dish out some mad knowledge on unbearable clits, meth-head children, and a space opera that puts LOGH to shame.