Episode 49: Fourth Dimension Fuckfest (School Days)

June 23, 2017

Or "You, Your Girls, and Your Johnson."

Y'all knew it was comin'. Still, even I didn't expect such an empassioned outpouring from us over a show about a dude who bangs a bunch then dies.

In other news, the fly paper was, to my surprise, completely effective. I now sit in my domecile, surrounded by a forest of sticky vines peppered with the corpses of fresh pollenia. The balance has been restored, and I am a god of death.

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Episode 48: Fifty Shades Brownest (Twilight of the Dark Master and Marmalade Boy Movie)

June 7, 2017

While he may appear friendly, please disregard Mr. Eddie Murphy. Do not put anything in your butt.

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Episode 47: Shakira But a Man (I’ll CKBC)

May 19, 2017

Oh man, the first few minutes of this episode are a real work of art. They consist of Ethan and I giving each other under-the-table handies over the quality of our microphones, not at all realizing that Ethan is recording the entire podcast with the shitty, terrible zoom mic.

Luckily, this podcast takes place in the past, so feel no anger at your complete helplessness to tell these fools what they are doing, as they struggle to figure out why the PC audio isn't showing up in the recording. There is nothing you can do for them now.

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Episode 46: Full MacArthur (Spring 2017 Impressions Part 2)

May 3, 2017

I blew my nose a bunch in this episode but I can't find find any of it so I'm not editing it out. Get ready to shred some ass.

Shows discussed:

KABUKIBU!
Renai Boukun
Hinako Note
Twin Angel BREAK
Seikaisuru Kado
Re:CREATORS
eromanga sensei
ID-0
Zero kara Hajimeru Mahou no Sho
Fukumenkei Noise
Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasu ka? Isogashii desu ka? Sukutte Moratte Ii desu ka?
The Snack World
sin Nanatsu no Taizai
ATOM: THE BEGINNING
Souryo to Majiwaru Shikiyoku no Yoru ni
Sekai no Yami Zukan
Room Mate

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Episode 45: Nic Cage Will Die in 2017 (Spring 2017 Impressions Part 1)

April 16, 2017

With apologies to Attack on Titan and big thanks to China, the boys embark on another seasonal journey complete with burger men, kitty sounds, and a full, complete description of Boruto.

Shows Discussed:

Gin no Guardian
Shingeki no Kyojin 2
Granblue Fantasy The Animation
Alice to Zouroku
Tsugumomo
Frame Arms Girl
Rokudenashi Majutsu Koushi to Kinki Kyouten
Sakura Quest
Oushitsu Kyoushi Haine
Boruto: Naruto Next Generations
Busou Shoujo Machiavellianism
Sagrada Reset
Tsuki ga Kirei
Clockwork Planet

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Episode 44: Put the Goo in the Blue (Mass Effect: Paragon Lost)

March 30, 2017

Just because one of our aweebos is in the middle of a modafinil crash doesn't mean they can't dish out some mad knowledge on unbearable clits, meth-head children, and a space opera that puts LOGH to shame.

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Episode 43: Doinker Force (Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure)

March 8, 2017

Escape with yoga or shred your fucking bod in this two-universe episode about a new, sparkly clean robot show free of Hideaki Anno's pretentious spunk.

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Episode 42: Blubber Lover (Wicked City)

February 22, 2017

You get to learn about not one, but TWO different Wicked Cities this week. Plus, you can listen to Declan actively flee from suspicious mall security. Aren't you lucky?

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Episode 41: Hot Rice Juice (Ping-Pong Club)

February 8, 2017

It's our second fan-requested episode. We celebrate by drinking sake and finding out how much Cas Metah fucking sucks.

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Episode 40: Never Trust a Honky (Winter 2017 Impressions Part 2)

January 25, 2017

This may be a world-record-setting podcast for autism. Declan literally spends a good chunk of it hiding from a girl.

Shows Discussed:

CHAIN CHRONICLE: Haecceitas no Hikari
ēlDLIVE
Idol Jihen
Little Witch Academia
Gabriel DropOut
Onihei
ACCA: 13-ku Kansatsu-ka
Hand Shakers
Kemono Friends
Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon
Marginal#4 KISS Kara Tsukuru Big Bang
Kuzu no Honkai

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